:Thursday, January 18, 2007:

Il Divo's concert's tonight! GRAHHHH. I don't have the
mood to go anymore! -.-

You know, the surprising thing about me that has changed
is that I've not been clubbing for the past 20 days. Talk
about maintaining my urges. School's back again and I'm
late

AGAIN.

WTF!?

I want to know something.
What has happened to the aircon that cools Singapore down?
AND
What has happened to the pipe that saves water in Singapore.

WHAT! The pipe leaking or what. -.-

I've planned all my days to go shopping and it has to rain.
nabei.

Benji dropped by Dolce & Gabanna and OMG, here's a collage.


So KINKY right!
Anyways, I'm thinking of getting a tattoo! So KINKY right!
THEN HOR!

There was this auntie standing infront of me when I was
out shopping with my friends. Gosh, her makeup reminds
me of the Gremlins. Remember there was this lady gremlin
with lipsticks. YAYAYA!
Stupid spawn of satan got into my way by pushing her elbow
against my stomach just because she wants to pay first and
rush off to her high tea with the rest of the sewer creatures.

And it's not even SALE! WTF? And of course, you know
I can't keep my mouth shut so I had to

BITCH.

And she stared at me with those eyes and heat I thought
that her flesh was going to melt off her face. WTF!
Oh, don't be blonde. You know I will never give up a fight
with an auntie and I told her in chinese:

"It's okay lah. After all, she's going into her coffin soon. Might
as well just let her now. BUT I'm not sure whether BAO GONG
will let her off OR NOT!"

Then she went to bitch to her other sewer friends and my
friend went to ACCIDENTALLY push her head with his elbow.
Of course she turned around and used her eye power again.
But my friend's mouth power was AWESOME.
He said:

"Opps, sorry. I was just testing whether that was a wig. Looks
real fake from the back."

Then again, it's just a Benji thing.

HAHAHA.

Benji

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