:Wednesday, January 31, 2007:
Its a Wednesday. AYE, finally I get to sleep in.I was just browsing the web yesterday when my
insights just asked me to check out whynot's
website.
Yes yes, I know, don't kill me. I know I haven't
been going to whynot for like a month already. Not
my fault la. I just uhmm. Became a good boy! =)
Anyways, this is what I found. HAHAHA
Seems like what weiling jie said about the part time
faghag is kinda WRONG. HAHA. What's she doing
there at whynot on new year's eve LAH. DAmn and
I was like Tantric drinking. HAHA =))
Anyways, I just realized that the freaking world is
so freaking small. I didn't even know that my cousin
is in the states for the past month and will only be
back in june. FUCK. Take care bro. And he knows
Ajs that uhmm..I know? HAH
It's shopping later in town. I'm so having a flu right
now. SHIAT. I hope my nose clears up later. I don't
want to be holding a box of tissue in town. UNGLAM.
Benji
| Stripped and Lusted 9:47 AM| |
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:Tuesday, January 30, 2007:
I'm supposed to meet the peeps laters but everything'sso unconfirm I don't know whether to eat or shit.
School's uber boring today of course till it ends. Now
that's when the fun starts right. Well, I headed home
after school today cause of last night's uhmm *minus details*
I found this video off youtube and a friend's blog. Though
its rather old, it's still damn KINKY lah! Oh, and there's
no such thing has bisexual. =)
I'm just going to share my experience with you'all cause
I have to navigate my way every single day when I'm walking
home. GOSH. I'm irritated by aunties thinking
they have the freaking way just because it's the heartlands.
It's the first time I've shifted to a heartland so I'm so not used to
a crowd of turtles crawling the streets with body speed no
more than 4km/h. SHIAT LAH! ROAD BLOCK OR WHAT.
They can like just cut into my path like that lah. If humans
are smart enough, they should just create human signals like
those of cars of old aunties like them. HELLO, doesn't mean
you have wrinkles like those on tree barks, it gives you the
right to act proud. It just gives you the right of having the title,
OLD people being ugly.
Anyways, people reading this, bluespin ah!
Tantric
10.30pm
Dress to honor
Seeya all there people =)
Loves,
Benji
| Stripped and Lusted 8:24 PM| |
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:Monday, January 29, 2007:
I'm in school and its so boring! grahhhh! gosh lah.Will someone please fetch me home after school.
I feel so tired and NUA.
TOWNING after school Cindy and the
rest. Everything's so boring lur. Can't wait for school
to be out and the holidays to be in. Everything's so
stagnant in my life now and the only 2 things that
I can look forward to are the bluespin date and
CNY.
Once those are over, at least I've my dose my bluespins
for the month. HAHAHA.
Benji
| Stripped and Lusted 2:11 PM| |
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:Wednesday, January 24, 2007:
New Haircut at Xpect Studios today! HAHAHA, I lookso kiddish now. -.-
Meet Queen darling Weiling today for lunch at cine with
nica and headed to spinelli's after that for the usual
sessions. Then miss DAWN/ swan arrived!
RIGHT. unglamorous pictures of the duo but who cares,
they're like sisters together.
OH!!
And Jonathan Leong was at HMV. *SCREAM
-.-
but.
HAHA~ there's a twist
No one was running after him. Aww poor thing being
the 2nd of the 2 in the Finals of Singapore Idol. No
worries! just take your top off like Rain, shake that
miserable booty and go join THE DANCE FLOOR.
My sis just reminded me about work tomorrow at
Macdonald House. shit. I'm so freaking tired already
and there's hardly anymore inspiration to BLOG.
Benji needs a MUSE!
Shopping with fern next Wednesday for New year
clothes. And I think I just might drop by Gucci or
Louis Vuitton.
Opinions on the above please. =/
Benji
| Stripped and Lusted 10:22 PM| |
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:Monday, January 22, 2007:
HELLOO0000ooooo People!Benji's going NUTs with the
amount of things running through his brains now!
I'm getting influenced so easily nowadays lah! SHIT,
mummy's going to kill me. I was getting prepared for
school and I was looking at my reflection in the mirror.
well, you know how much I have to look right before I
step out of the house. -.-
AND HOR! My sister had to come bumming in
to use the mirror and of course, we like fought for the
mirror like its a potion to some STD cure. HAHA
and my mum had to shout from downstairs,
" OI! you all worst than AH KWA leh!"
-.-lll
I swear if that bitch said it in my face, I'll prolly push
her down the stairs immediately. AIYO! My mummy's
getting bitch-ier by the year LAH!
I still want to get a TATTOO! and also a PIECRING!
so KINKY right! I can't get it out of my mind lah!
I have to get it before my 19th birthday. HAHAHA.
Benji counts the number of days left to TATTOO
DOMINATION day. =))
*GIANT SMILE*
RAIN looks damn HOT only on stage. Other than that,
I don't see why I have to pay SG$188 just to watch a korean
male barbie doll do a strip show. I rather
WANT HIM IN BED WITH ME. HAHAHA.
WHAT! True what. -.-
Things done in the year 2007 to date:
(1) Il Divo's Concert
(2) Not clubbed for 3 weeks
(3) Be home before 11 everyday
(4) Sleep before 1 am
(5) Bitch my mum everyday to prepare her for the coming
new year in case any other aunties think they can out-MOUTH
my mummy.
Things to accomplish in my mind now in the year 2007:
(1) my TATTOO
(2) my PIERCING
(3) my driving license
(4) MORE BLUESPIN DATES AT TANTRIC
(5) undecided.
I have to go shopping for Chinese New Year. Anyone
wanna accompany me? PLEAAAUUSSEE *whines*
Benji
| Stripped and Lusted 10:12 PM| |
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:Friday, January 19, 2007:
Now I have no regrets about going to Il Divo's concert.OMG if only I had a voice like that. WTF! I'll melt every
single woman's soul out there by singing FREE!
Look how PACK the whole stadium was. I swear if half
the people in the stadium were to just FART, it will
cause a massive bio-warfare yesterday. As you know,
I got the best sittings in the house. HAH, the direct
CENTER LOR.
And there was this group of TAITAIS armed with
louis vuittons and gucci stomping down the stairs and
you know what!
They flew in from INDON just to watch Il divo for
1 night. HOW RICH ARE PEOPLE THESE DAYS!
You should have seen the way that people dressed
yesterday just to watch them sing lah! So grand and
awwwww, I love their encore.
Aye.
I don't want yesterday night to end. =( I swear when
they sing, your hair will laterally just stand with tears
rolling down your cheeks. I don't know about the Indians
lur. No offence but I think that they loved the concert
yesterday too. There was this group of huge,
when I say huge, I REALLY MEAN HUGE. GAWK, I
just wonder for an asian, how did they managed to reach
that MASSIVE SIZE.
back to the topic, the group of HUGE Indians where
occupying the back row and they were screaming their
very lungs out I swear even Il divo would be blown off
the stage. I mean, erm, fat indian aunties, your voice will
never be conpared to Il Divo's. So CRY NOW and run to
MUMMY FOR SOME SPANKING. =))
Benji
| Stripped and Lusted 12:30 PM| |
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:Thursday, January 18, 2007:
Il Divo's concert's tonight! GRAHHHH. I don't have themood to go anymore! -.-
You know, the surprising thing about me that has changed
is that I've not been clubbing for the past 20 days. Talk
about maintaining my urges. School's back again and I'm
late
AGAIN.
WTF!?
I want to know something.
What has happened to the aircon that cools Singapore down?
AND
What has happened to the pipe that saves water in Singapore.
WHAT! The pipe leaking or what. -.-
I've planned all my days to go shopping and it has to rain.
nabei.
Benji dropped by Dolce & Gabanna and OMG, here's a collage.
So KINKY right!
Anyways, I'm thinking of getting a tattoo! So KINKY right!
THEN HOR!
There was this auntie standing infront of me when I was
out shopping with my friends. Gosh, her makeup reminds
me of the Gremlins. Remember there was this lady gremlin
with lipsticks. YAYAYA!
Stupid spawn of satan got into my way by pushing her elbow
against my stomach just because she wants to pay first and
rush off to her high tea with the rest of the sewer creatures.
And it's not even SALE! WTF? And of course, you know
I can't keep my mouth shut so I had to
BITCH.
And she stared at me with those eyes and heat I thought
that her flesh was going to melt off her face. WTF!
Oh, don't be blonde. You know I will never give up a fight
with an auntie and I told her in chinese:
"It's okay lah. After all, she's going into her coffin soon. Might
as well just let her now. BUT I'm not sure whether BAO GONG
will let her off OR NOT!"
Then she went to bitch to her other sewer friends and my
friend went to ACCIDENTALLY push her head with his elbow.
Of course she turned around and used her eye power again.
But my friend's mouth power was AWESOME.
He said:
"Opps, sorry. I was just testing whether that was a wig. Looks
real fake from the back."
Then again, it's just a Benji thing.
HAHAHA.
Benji
| Stripped and Lusted 3:05 PM| |
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:Tuesday, January 09, 2007:
Benji's into the 6th season of Charmed! WooHOO.I'll be able to finish it all off before Chines New Year
comes before it'll be straight 3 days of non-stop
mahjong. LOL
My friends and I were contemplating stupid things
about the laws that the government made. Well,
knowing that Singapore's known as a "she" country
rather than a "he" country. Here's why, adapting
for a trevvy article,
"Straight men, who derive no pleasure from kissing
each other, are allowed to indulge themselves.
Gay men, who not only derive pleasure from kissing
but demonstrate affection for each other, cannot."
Turning the attention to the word "INDUGLE". What
in god's name rings the word indugle themselves with
kissing another straight man. Put yourself into a situation
where, I am a straight man but I kiss gay men.
What does that make me? A FREAK?
Sexuality is beyond anyone's control. Singapore's
government is too "aqua" aka sissy in doing things
that will probably change the image of the country.
Another clear example will be rating for cinema viewings.
WHAT!? We're allowed to have sex by the age of 18 but
only allowed to watch other people have sex at 21?
So if I were to film myself having sex like those Tammy
wannabe (which was a big hit in 2006) and watch it
at the age of 18, I would be breaking the law.
Face it, we have much to learn. Bitch me? Come on,
don't be blond. There are many people like me out
there. And now, I'm freaking enjoying myself lying
in a pool full of cute boys and munching grapes. HAH.
So keep that snake back in it's cage and stop screwing
around.
Then again, its just a Benji thing.
Benji
| Stripped and Lusted 12:57 PM| |
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:Friday, January 05, 2007:
And I got back from my cousin's concert yesterdaynight thinking, "What the fcuk?" SHIT he can dance.
I'm so FREAKING shamed of myself!
Maybe he should come clubbing with me now that
he is 18 so I can show him off to the world and make
those poor routine stage dancers buzz off to sell their
ass-slapping moves somewhere else. HAHA.
But I got really touched by what he said before singing
one of his songs.
People are all the same. And we only get judge by what
we do. Its not anything else that reflects us. Its our
personality. Everybody talks bad about somebody else.
Have realize how it'll hurt somebody else.
And if I'm ugly, then so are you.
We are who we are, and we will never let others put
us down.
Benji
| Stripped and Lusted 11:57 PM| |
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:Thursday, January 04, 2007:
Time give to save what was almost lost. But I guessthere are still people that haven learnt to strike when
the iron is hot or shall I put it in simpler terms,
oppertunity comes knocking once. Apparently, for him
I was fair enough to give it 3 tries.
Answer's that obvious, time was given but not taken
to heart. I've gotten my answer. I hope you're gotten
yours.
School's back and its making the fat plum restless.
I guess its just a Benji thing that I need sleep. *grumbles*
Tantric's photos are up! Just visit Pan Jie's blog by clicking
below.
Cindy jie's blog.
Benji
| Stripped and Lusted 11:33 AM| |
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:Tuesday, January 02, 2007:
Man tian xin!grahhh! 3 blue spins and 2 e33m= benji's
gone for the next 2 days.
And now my eye's infected. STRIDER! HELP!
AND NO! Benji didn't do anything on new year's
day to get that infection. It was already there on
the 30th!
And thanks to jimmy to bit me 3 times. AYE.
pain lurrr..HAHAHA
Cindy got high and winston was drunk. neineipok.
so weak lah.
Benji had fun for the past weeks in december.
appreciated. =))
love hubby.
Benji
| Stripped and Lusted 1:08 PM| |
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