:Sunday, March 26, 2006:
well today was an interesti
place me in a jumpy and uberly out of my mind state,
to do it on a sunday. OMFG. when all the maids -ahem-
domestic workers come out to play, we had to play hide-
and-seek with this maid that was so difficult to catch
imagine this in a full hall.
Benji shouts:
- who thinks she looks like a MAIDDDDDDDDD!!! raise yr hand!-
The crowd goes wild!!!
and everyone raises their hands,
see..adeline seah siya..well, the more normal names are
like maria or tiya. call her siya or something. But BEWARE.
despite the "innocent" looking typical maid like look, she
possesses the skills or the lethal african black mamba.
(refer to kill bill volumes 1&2)
which only a minority of maids in singapore possess,
mostly, ending up behind bars or sending back to their
homeland.
telling lies to her friends lynn and doreen about meeting her
parents. telling lies that she didnt call or contact my ex. my ex
told me but the way. Having to push the blame about the past
Having to pull me and my ex into her loserish breakup with her
bung. Not having trustable friends at her side. Name it darling,
your a LOSER for LIFE. You totally possess no lesbian material.
disgrace to the maid population. After she left, we were searching
high and low for her, looking at MAIDS! read it MAIDS! to see
if she blended in with them.
like OMFG! the "L" is for loser btw. like just look at it.
gross lahh, imagine walking down with her in orchard
on sundays. people will think that you're flirting with
your MARIA!
I didnt backstabb her and she had to do talk behind me.
when confronted, she denied. "no m'am, no 'am"
in a typical innocent maid accent. Calling my friends, lynn
and doreen everyday, giving them miss calls, causing them
to hate her so much. And she thinks that people wants to
talk to her? everytime there is something important,
and my friends fucking hate her.
eh, ask your mother come out settle also lahh.
i bet she doesnt know what you have been doing behind right.
now, to MOS! omgomgomgomg OMFG rofl >.<
the wait for me is over! i'm definitely getting one of these!
for just $25, thanks to sista fel! >.<
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