:Wednesday, December 28, 2005:

was surfing the net and found this.
now read it.

Dear HR Manager:

Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks.?Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.


Signed - Project Leader

then,
A MEMO WAS SOON SENT FOLLOWING THE LETTER:
"That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you earlier today.
Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13) for my true assessment of him."

the end.

been home the whole day today.
with the song Becoz of you by kelly clarkson playing on the mp3.
been lonely online today replying pple who talk to me on msn.
there aint any interest in being on msn
but wells, i dont have a choice.
thats the only thing that i can do now.

seems like its gonna rain again.
wth.
i'll be out tmr, dont make it rain.
damn. i'm moodless.

Benji

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